Tooele Times | 1910-09-03 | Page 14 | No Chance to Go Wrong

NO CHANCE TO GO WRONG statement of beauty doctor may have been true but it was not gallant william F oldham bishop of singapore talked at it a dinner on his last visit to new york about missionary work A certain cortale type of man ho he said goes about declaring that we dominant anant races civilize the savage out of existence that we do them harm in stend rf rood good well as a matter of fact it if these cabanera ca vanera know knew what I 1 know about some tribes they would speak less leas confidently some tribes aro are so 0 o 1 do I or based that to do they anything but good would hardly bo be possible they are in fact just like the ugly woman who visited the beauty doctor this woman was ugly imly in pv rv but her nose was particularly ugly that no doubt was why she desired the beauty doctor to begin on it 1 1 iam I am willing she said to pay you liberally doctor but I 1 demand in return substantial lal results we will 6 tart with my nose can you yell guarantee to mako make it ideally beautiful 1 the doctor after looking attentively 1 at the womans comans nose replied well madam I 1 cant say as to ideal beauty but a nose like yours 1 I help improving it if I 1 hit it with a mallet M