Show we are at the mercy of 0 the avla avia tors As wo we remember it now winter had some good points to or orphan phan banana republics the ta therland refuses to bo be a mother now hero here come the dentists wit that antl anti kissing thing too going swimming looks like the only rational employment in hot weather the army may have to help devise means for a sane artillery drill are there any records that this athla years weather has not broken europe might try exporting its surplus rainwater to our middle west As a diversion to swatting the fly keep your stable clean it if youve got one chopping americans into little bits bit ts Is still a favorite pastime ot of the moroa speaking ot of weights and measures prosecutions howd you like to be the iceman swatting the cor common ninon house hy fly Is now ono one of our most popular indoor lady sports even though the water Is fine it 1 you cant swim dont go in beyond your depth for the sake of thirsty crops any good citizen should willingly sacrifice hla his straw hat the right word for an aeroplane garage ga raga asks the doston boston globo globe hows plane bunk what has become ot of the chicago joy rider who killed a woman and was afterward captured the assistant chef of a lake boat refused to cook tried fried potatoes and the chef at once mashed him the boat rocker and tho the fellow who stands bands up in the boat are in evidence again but have escaped so far As if it were not bad enough for the parth earth to fly up and hit bit aeroplanes aero planes lightning has begun striking them 7 what b bald 4 headed man had hoped leq to live to see ice a world 7 yet that is what the scientists are pl planning giddy new york regards the idea of closing its ita lobster palaces at I 1 a in its as very little better than a curfew law wo we wonder how one small cono cone can hold so many kinds of have room left tor for a nickels worth of ice cream it costs costi a day to run thu the national government what will the government cost when aero Is in fashion A chic chicago ago man paid for mere bit of a meal it probably was waa a teak bieak with one overlaying slice of breakfast bacon the g government overn ment Is turning out 3 postal cards a day clay due to tile thu summer cummer resort season being in full blast we presume united states certificates of merit to enlisted men are going largely to the cooks and musicians has no one a word vord tor for a soldier rudyard kipling urges that airbell wear pneumatic armor for protection in case of accident that Is simpler than covering the earth with feather beds considering the size of the heads of some of the hatkins that the girls are wearing they certainly do not come under the law forbidding the carrying of concealed weapons the word colner coiner tins has an easy task all he needs to do in expressing hla his views on a public policy Is to select the name of it a man he dislikes and attach the syllable ism london and new york may soon be connected with telephone communion tion alon none of the of fairy tales can surpass this modern miracle of a chat over the ocean the kaiser has been writing hoptry p 0 etry to a party of german maidens who called upon him and took him chocolate incidentally it Is to be hoped the chocolate was better than tile the poetry one of the tha latest aeroplane accidents shows that it la Is tad bad to be in a flying machine hit by lightning in the air hut but where Is being struck b lightning either comfortable or salubrious some of now new yorks most moat wealthy and fashionable women are importing french aeroplanes aero planes ind pre iring to learn to aviate philadelphia komu have taken tho the lead at newport and thero there seems to be nothing for the new york ladles ladies to do but fly high around home |