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Show FAME. "Who," asked the Stranger iD a university uni-versity Town. ' ' Who is yon Distinguished Distin-guished Personage to whom all the Stu-, dents are paying Homage as he Struts across the Campus?" j ''4i-s-s-h-h, " replied the Student in j an awed whisper. "Shush! shush! and, likewise hold your t rap shut! If you speak aloud in his presence ho will i massacre you with a look! " ! The Stranger held his breath as the. Distinguished Personage passed, thank-1 ing his Stars that he had not raised his! Voice above a Whisper. For the Distinguished Dis-tinguished Personage wore Heavy Kve-brows Kve-brows and a pair of shoulders that would have brought joy to the Heart o f the Korem a u of a ga n g of Doc k Wallopers. ' ' Who, ' repeated the Stranger, talcing talc-ing a whiff of Smelling Snlt---, ''who is yon Distinguished Personage ? ' ' "None other," replied the Student, ' 1 than Samuel Savage, our head Coach! ' ''And who. ' went nn tiie Stranger, his (uriosity Pusatisf ied, "who is yun j gniydicp.nli'd Insect who hobbles tn- nut iced acrnss t lie I'am pus, looking . if he were in Search of a Cemetery?"'' " That , " answered t he Student, " Professor Phi:. ens Phlivve'-, A. P., A. ! M.. l li. I .. D. 1 f. S.. V. M. C. A., W. i t '. T. C, i;. S. nnd )". A. At. He i Only the President uf the, Vni ersitv. ' ' |