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Show The Blue Danube is about to become the red Danube. We will now unite in wishing (tfair weather for the fair." Dumba would be an addition to the standpat ranks. He denounces the recall. re-call. It is suggested to Mr. Wilson that Carranza can be easily recognized by his whiskers. If there is any fighting around Sofia the belligerents should remember that it is not gentlemanly to hit a lady. Tt fakes several thousand years for solid ivory to mature in the orient, .but Mr. Archibald can't be over 25 or 30. Those men comprising the new naval board must feel like the man who is told he is expected to be funny at the reception. |