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Show Hl 1 School time, children. HR Another thing to remember is to see HH . that you are registered. Hf Now there is a kindling wood trust, ' but it o,ught not to be hard to fire it. ' One way to avoid being swindled is H to not try to get the best o the swindler. , It would be much easier to locate Mr. Hv Taft if he could be found twice in the Hv. same place. Anyway, Uncle Joe Gannon must ad-mil ad-mil that he has had a pretty fair share V of political favor. Hjj Opening day of school may bring ,-joy Hffi to the hearts of the little chaps, hut they don't say so. Hi However, the Federal bunch crowd Hl arc beginning to realize that other pea- pie have no monopoly on troubles. Hl When it comes to shaking things up, HI Collector Loeb is showing that he is HH quite a hand at the job himself. HH Congressman Joseph Howell, however, HH no a nomination without BU realizing that he has been in a fight. 1 Vice-President Sherman, the dis- Mi patches say, 1ms taken to the stump, 1 Better that thun bo compelled to climb 1 u tree. Mm Standpatters appear to have some dif- 118 l'iculty about keeping their feet, with 1 the ground slipping out from under l them. 1 Of course, if the poolroom operators want to keep on paying fines, all the' fl! have to do is to keep on trying to do 1 business. Hfl But if there have been no loose meth- Hlj ods in the State Land Board, there HI ought to be no hesitation about show HI inK llP nc records. Hll Although Aviator Mars escaped -with Hll his life after falling six hundred feet, HH it is not to be supposed that he will I purposely do it again. HI Champion .Tuck Johnson is having HI trouble at home, and in that case he is HI liable to experience more difficulty than HI in his encounter with Jeffries. HI President, Taft took a joy ride on Sat- HI unlay, but he must exercise care about HB such things or he will be crowding the HH Colonel out of the spotlight. I "While Mr. Boosevelt is admirably able HH to adapt himself to all varieties of audi- II euccs, he docs not wish it to be under- II stood that he is all things to all men. II Could there be any greater Blander on II the people of the State than that dell de-ll lrcrbd by our chief polypamiat when he HI said that Utahns condoned his lawbrcak- HH You never can toll. It may be that HH vhc morning church organ will yet de- II clarc that tie officers of the law aro HI hurting the Stato by exposing and jail- II ing criminals. II Politicians assert that the Republican II party ib carrying a hoavy burden this IH year, and no doubt they would feel H much relieved if they had Mr. Taft off their shoulders. H Chairman Lloyd says that the next HoiiKC will be Democratic, and Chair- H man McKinloj declares that it will be Republican, -but it is impossible to be- H lieve that both arc right. Mr. Parley P. Christensen has Btartcd , a u Httlo rebclliou against the Smootites, and all decent citizens in the Stato will hope that he shall ,bc ablo to finish it successfully b3' finishing off the bosses. |
