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Show 'l Simplifi'eil spclHnr 7 M Yes; that's the way to the right. i Usually', too, a hit is made in much j, ' less time than is n frost. HF; jh Excepting those of state, ships no l longer carry figureheads. ' ' PpH1., s Some men will agree with Iteverend i j Cobb that hell is in tho son. i Concerning nature faking, there are 'fi those Connecticut nutmegs. H'i'i PpHj Eskimo women carr' their babies in J,j - their blouses. Not tho peekaboo kind, though. ppPj. i ' ' Hands are wanted in tho Kansas BlIviL-' v -wheat fields; but" not tho kind that j have itching palms. H'.j j A Philadelphia man says that he is B' t 1 making his own coflin, "And he, be- B' ing dead, 3'et speaketli." H' Eevorend L. D. Bass devoutly prays, 1 1 I "Lord deliver us from the kissing j devil," But, doctor, sho is an angel. B, Ir. Forakcr would like to remind B, f' Taft that, in the first place, Mr. V 1 ; 3?ooscvelt mado good in the second place. Hf ' - That a fool may also soon become ' HL ' separated from the money of other v, i people is shown in tho case of Defaul- Hr ' ! tor Eun.yun. j In expression of the hierarchical H'i -cense of political humor, Elder Fern- J, strom, as "mouth," is certainly tho ecclesiastical easy money. iH !;' ? PH Future ability of tho people to pur- (f chase oil may greatly depend upon tho Hj size of tho fines that Mr. Rockefeller iU compelled to pay. H H An Eastern divine has decided thai i f hell is in the sun; but most pcoplo will J, l continue to believe in the Sherman epi- f j gram, which locates it iu -war. (i, Whatever description ho gave of a V- Democrat, doubtless Mr. Bryan so Hy ( worded it that it will not be mistaken 'for a pen-picture of Colonel John Tem- t 'V' 'pie Graves. iHm ' H'j Juries would never hang, in all prob- H" i ability, if a woman were put on each H'i of them; and just as universally might H, the situation be totally- different with the accused. - ' The report that ho has mado a fizzlo Bif .iu his conspiracy against the. Chief of B) Police may bo doclared by the County B Attorney to have originated with Mis- B ,tcr Brcodon. B!) Not only are tho newspapors spell- B f . ing Admiral Yamamoto's name various- B f ly, but if he resembles their collective H i 7hotograph of him ho ib surcl' of con- B-l glomerato feature. llH 1 B Patents uro sought- for a device B which shuts out all but tho two per- B: ) sons who arc legitimately using a party" i telephone line. Thus, ono by one, ileeth B tho maiden's pleasures. iL B, j ' But the unwritten 'law may havo B been left in that condition because it H! 1 is. ho conveniently indefinite as to be B t effectively available for tho purpose of B: offsetting that which is v.'ritton. B With tho thermometer registering up ' around 90, together with tho tcmpera- 'j inro trying to make twins of the B. 1 cipher, we aro not sure but what Peary B ' imd Wolluian arc some sane, after all. B . "Keutuckians never pray, except to B God," declares tho Louisvillo Herald. f PPPPJ:'l And thoro is no knowing that tho stato-mont stato-mont would not' have boon quite as truthful if confined to the first three words. |
