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Show A Football Fable. Once upon a time It happened' that various and several of the American colleges assembled themselves and spoke together. "It being apparent," they said, "that WE are IT, to the total exclusion of all other Institutions of football, we will now proceed to call oui selves the 'Big Four.' "We will also play the game among ourselves, and the superior team developed devel-oped will be regarded by US as thc Champions of America. "As It may be necessary for Us to have some exercise In the game, we will condescend to play a few practice games with Inferior teams from the lesser colleges." col-leges." Having so decided, thc Big Four proceeded pro-ceeded to carry out Its program. Princeton was swatted by Annapolis. Yale wa walloped by West Point. Harvard was- kicked to death by Pennsylvania. Penn was scored against by Swarth-more. Swarth-more. The lcFser colleges then, comparing notes, decided that the Big Four was really the "Minor League." |