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Show IMR. B. Z. BODDT. Ho Docs a Public Service v Two. ' a Three " - O15 Art' "E"2- JS.l IV UooKr i dont ffl. SAME THING. BBsff yo coins to tho foptball gamo on Thanksgiving Day? 1 wuldn't get a scat, bo I'tn going through a slaughtcr-houso In- , i . ADVENTURES OF THE MERRY DINGBAT. j3; - -..'"' THE PLAYFUL BLITZEN (Continued.) ' ' You see ho didn't know the Blitz Tho Blltzcn, unawares of this "Was pleasant as could he, . (Ho had bo little wU), , - . , ' ' And In his fright ho nearly killed Bounced In among tho scattered crow. " 1 Tho wretched company. A-ycllIng, "You aro It!" THANKSGIVING DAY. TOO BAD. , Ruytcr Tho publisher said my novel was worthless. Scribbler Which ono? Ruytcr Ho hasn't decided yet. WISE WILLIAM. Wlnnlo (during tho clopemont) Do you think papa will pursue us In his automobile? William Ho can't; I filled his gasoline tank with water. SO HE COULD GO UP. Tho Bookkeeper Tho boss la In a bad humor this morning, I think. Tho Entry Clerk Yes: I heard him call the elevator man down. CTn jdT-2 JtJik lip j Inquirer (In crowd) Who la tho speaker who wants to keep tho country from going to tho bow-wows' One of tho Crowd Oh! that's our candidate for dog catchor. i IH A STORY OF A THANKSGIVING DINNER THAT NEVER CAME OFF. TWO POINTS OF VIEW. W joe ; J & '' V 1 A HORRIBLE FATE. Mrs. Chestnut Worm Mercyl I'm being cromatcd! . l AT LEAST HIS ARM WAS. j Mistress (down the dumb-waiter) Bridget, la your friend Mr. RaUtrty, f tho policeman, still working this beat? Bridget (In tho kitchen) No'm; ho's on tho bolt lino now, mum H |