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Show I Odd Zmtitt. mWrn (Word dellnltlona. unices otherwise mwM stated, nro according to Webster's Inter- national Dictionary, LippIricott'H Gazot-mwm, Gazot-mwm, teor or Phillip' Dictionary of Bloerop'-iy mWM Reference. Original contributions -will bo welcomed. Communications for tills dc- partment to b) addresood 10 E. R. Chad bourn, Lcwlston, Ale.) BBB a i 20S0. REBUS. I AND H, ROBERT. 20S1. TRANSPOSITION. In news of warfare he delights. 1 Of Hklrmlshos and battles; B. Of sieges, ONE, or running Jlghle, WM Continually ho praitlcx. He tells wild TWO of ships at sea, Of mines, and of collisions; JL'o him thcpc horrors seam to bo H; Tho THREE of rosy visions, Hj .While no plumed knight was over FOUR. No sngn could arpuo fastor; mwm 231s syllogisms or KIVB are more, At times, than wc can master. Ho talks by day, he reads by night. And as his skill a cl van cos, BB I think that presently he'll write Historical romances. M. C. 5 bbh 20s2.-common endings. 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Naturally such conduct led to a F 1 complete -'---1-2-3--3-G between him I Hj and his hostess, who formed a (Inn f Mmm ------,-l-2-.'l-4-o-C to have nothing mW more to do with him. DOROTHEA. BBM 20S3. TERMINAL. DELETION. I A HIGH SCHOOL, IDYL. mWM Sometimes I wish I did not have a heart mwM Since I've known her It always troubles ; BVB mwm Ofltinies' with happiness It seems to start And leap until it hurts exceedingly. And then again with gloom it Is de-pressed, de-pressed, mmJi Wliene'cr sho treats me as a. foolish : child; It liangs, a FIRST of ALL. within my I breast. i Until I'm fearful lct It drive mc wild. It was in qli today hc laughed at mc Bocautie the "Prof." held my translation 1 wrong. 1 33 ut I suppose sho thinks I'll always be 1 Her loyal retainer, as I have so long. ; Revongo is sweet, and I'll do something And win her love and admiration, too. ' Then tell nor my affection's turned to bate, ; A:id she shall know tho woe of .feeling ! blue. HYPERION. 2a9J.-BL.IND WORDS. j I am chief, put my cyo out and I am : just a man. I am the head of my trlbo, I jut my eyo out and I nm only a. cook I , -".ni a youthful man, put my eyo out and 1 become a bird. I am light complcxloncd, f put mv eye out and 1 am distant. C f ETHEL PATNE. 2ia TR.VNSPOSITION. j "A business man has no business to take. a vacation. My only vacation cost me just 320,000." Russell Sage, In recent newspaper article. I'm sorry for you. Russell Sago; I am, upon my word. Your talo of woo Is certainly the worst I ever heard. A few short, fleeting, Idle days have cost yon thirty thou. No wonder that each crease increases on your classic brow. There Is some consolation, though, dear Russell, in the thought. That your vacation is tho very dearest ever bought. And you can boast with prldo that you have paid more for it than J. Picrpont Morgan, billionaire, or any other man. And yot it seems to mo Uiat you havo ONE to hit the point. And that your course of reasoning is sadly out of Joint, Because' you left the city when your 1 stocks were on the rise. Is that good reason why I should vacation days despise? No, no, friend Russell: aeems to mo your mind Is narrow gauged. And though you may be Russell Sage, H you are not, Russell, sage. H Don't get disgruntled just becaufio your B lucK's been, somewhat bad, l Look back upon those days and think of H all tho fun you had. Was It not fine to wander TWO, fanned 1 by the gentle breeze. And hear tho rustle. Russell, of the leaves B upon the trees? B Re honest, now. Wcro all those days a 1 painful, constant bore? B Or wcro thoy not worth thirty thou, and thirty thousand more? ARTY ESS. 20E7. PALINDROME. B When graduates bright B Who stand for the right H Receive their diploma, 1 Wo hope they will choose j To always diffuse A 0A- A"0A. T. H. 203C REVERSAL. . GRADUATION MEMORIES. i In a FIRST with other treasures H 'Twan placed, In rosemary BBB '.This souvenir of pleasures B ) This frock, of organdj. BBB It had some choice companions BBBj A fan of sandalwood; BBBB An csay on "Some Ouions" BBB A theme half understood. B Two tiny slippers 'snowy, BBBBj A. pair of dulnty gloves, BBBB Bluc-rlbboncd medal 'showy FINAL the g.g. loves. TORFRIDA. BBBf N ANSWERS. B 2071. Trailing flags denote defeat. BBBB 2072. 1. The drj' season. 2. Rainy BBB weather. H 2073. Catacombs, cnlblrd, ctalpa. do"- god, catkins, dogwood, catawba, dogbriJr BBBBJ dog-days, dog-watch, dog-star, Catalans, BBBBJ dog-cart, catechumen, dogmas, dog-eared BBBBJ catechism, catarrh, catalepsy, cataract,' , H ratalogue. doggerel, catamount, cater nil-' BBBBJ ar. cataslysm, catafakiue, catastrophe BBBBJ catsup. B 2074. 1. Trend, tend. 2. Horse, hose. 3 Spirit, spirt, -l. Sleight, slight. 2075.-&1.EG. BBBBI 207(i. When it goes against the grain. BBBBI 2077. 1. Malady, lady, ma. 2. Jackags, BBBBI ass, Jack. 3. liontswnln, swain, boat. BBBBI Cntnlp, nip, cat. 0. Firkin, kin. rir. 6. BBBBI Foremost, most, fore. ' 7. Manhood, hood. BBBBI man. H 207S. 1-low, low. H 2070, Carte, cart, car. |