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Show EBENEZER AND THE LETTER BOX Oh! Snmanthy, I've a word to write to you. (Good boy, Ebcnezcr ) Since I'vo bin hyure, I guess, I've learnt a thine or two. (Foxy Ebenczcr.) Lots of pretty girls to see, pints of beer to drink. See the way thoy look at me, sec the way they wink! (Be careful, Ebenezer.) Oh! Snmanthy, she'll be glad to hear from me. (That's right, Ebenezer.) Won't sho Jump, when this letter sho will see, (Sure Mike, I mean Ebenczcr.) Letter box Is open wide, box looks rather noo, If we had those down our way, wo would like them, too, Why who ever was It that rubbish In here threw? (Not you. Ebenczcr.) If you put your letter there, (Foxy Ebenezer.) Never will It get to where You want It. Ebenezer. Says tho man In coat of blue: "That'3 the rubbish can, Letters put In thre'U bo rend by the rubbish rub-bish man And when your wife gets through with you, you'll bo an 'also ran.' " (How about It, Ebenczcr'O N |