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Show Book Review "...From all five comers of this neat state, from big mountains to the flat salt flats, from the nice valleys to the dry deserts, we proclaim: "Flip yes, we're from Utah!" What we're talking about here is a book that is funnier than an entire church pew of Whoopie cushions; a publication that is destined to rest on top the crossword puzzles in the john; a book that can neatly offend in some manner most everyone you know. A classic. With reverence for none and tongue-in-cheek contempt for many, the authors have set out to showcase green punch. Finally here's an explanation ex-planation I beiieve. "Divine intervention was the source of the mandatory beverage at Mormon weddings. The formula for green punch was revealed to Brigham Young on a Wednesday.... Green food coloring, sodium benzoate, artificial sweeteners, served in a dixie cup, no ice." The Word. And the Word was sweet. And while we're talking about ' sweet, the authors don't sugar-coat the facts here. One very graphic page shows an ice cream abuser with cone point at his vein. Parental |