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Show JUST SMILES I Real t'irroi. "Mister, did you ever see a circus train0" drawled the station master at Bald Eagle junction i should say so," laughed the soap salesman. "1 came down bore on a train with fourteen honeymoon couples. cou-ples. Tslk about a circus train' Well, you should have seen those couples when we entered a tunnel." The Critics. Bess She never said ?n ; sweet thing In her life 3CII So, she says bo many sour thiugs sho must have a pickled tongue. The Fickle Snromer Maid Rodrlck Man at the seasho-e discovered dis-covered diamonds In tho surf Did you ever dladover any jewels when you wero here? Van Albert I thought I discovered a jewel last summer, but aft-r sho jilted me I cams to the conclusion that ahe was only an imitation Pal fin IvkC Would Saie Her Trouble. She was a buxom widow with a firm mouth and square chin. "When I marry again," sho said, "the fortunate man must have the advantage ad-vantage of military training." "Because why?" queried the spin- j ster. "Because he will then understand the importance of obeying orders with-out with-out any back talk," answered th j Jumbo Diet. "I should bo afraid to acoept Tom, my dear,'' cautioned the fonu mother. "Why bo, mama?" asked the fair cooking-school graduate in surprise. Why. ho is such an athletic young man, 1 hoard him telling Bom3 friends that he had an appetite like an elephant." ele-phant." "Oh, don't let that worry yen, mama. ma-ma. H he has an appetite like an elephant I'll just feed him ou .tauutj and baled UlltV' I |