Show under tao rose up la daer lide L ide montana the other day tho arny quitted a row within tta there are no flies on josua at least this I 1 fand in a newspaper acm that part 0 the country f and unless the report is a lie I 1 that heir title be changed to damnation army U there ia any hell it was created for blasphemers blaspheme rs and if tharo is none such miserable rotten prof alty as eliat alleged liying ia enough to make a jealous god create an infernal piton purpose to roast alie diabolical fools who perpetrated it I 1 notice by reference to the fashion notes in ray nw york paper that the hading teil which the great actress has introduced and which is universally adopted by alie young ladies oi gotham is a complete mask it bo something akin to the professions fes made by governor west when he Is in utah king killers in various ages haye shed royal blood galore as an emphatic demonstration of disbelief eliat earthly sovereigns role by right divine today to day since the world has moved forward ft etli the centuries the disbelief in the descent of the holy anointing upon modern lias been universal and yet the nations have plenty of people among aej politicians whose actions lead to the belief that they deem themselves of royal and consecrated clay I 1 am speaking now pot of professors of religion because the people whom I 1 mean are largely infidel since their supreme arrogance tt ill not permit them to acknowledge anything greater than themselves it i my misfortune to meet some ot these in my daily vocation and a more aggravating experience can scarcely come to wretched humanity of whom I 1 am which ia the of some immortal hard eliose name I 1 have forgotten possibly it ia because I 1 do not like to bestow a deference or a consideration which I 1 do not receive in return possibly it in because I 1 am actuated by envy of the in those I 1 cannot hope to rival or possibly it is general cussed nesa on my part but whatever the reason I 1 cotest wild an intensity which is infinite and almost fiendish for it makes me feel like the devil the belf 0 these very superior people who want the earth to stop and the railway wheel to cease ita revelation s merely to suit their I 1 believe that humanity likes to be galled I 1 know that I 1 am ono of the readiest victims to most confidence games hut I 1 lay tho flattering unction to my soul that this the worst of all bunco games is something which has never and will never find in me either a voluntary or an involuntary victim apparently these people have adopted as their rule of life the intention to make themselves disagreeable gree able to others did you ever notice aliat an infinitude of pains a genial good natured lovable man will take in order to accommodate and avoid crossing the humor of a disagreeable surly self assertive person it reminds me of what the famous john curran said in answer to this question from a oung legal friend r what ahall I 1 do mr curran to bo successful aid to be looked up to in life all the slights to which be one of the worlds geniuses conscious of bis own bad been subjected because of his wonderful humor liis generosity and bis friendly spirit toward others curran responded be solemn bo solemn as a damned aud be belash as a damned bigl among my acquaintances is a deputy marshal I 1 say this now without taking the risk which a man would have once incurred of losing alie respect of every citizen for today many of the deputies are genela men I 1 mean it gentlemen with a big G it has been the fortune of my acquaint anca to serve several years and he has arrested many men charred ith unlawful cohabitation some time ago be found one of these individuals for w hou ho bad a warrant in a beer saloon and slightly under the 0 in a perfect transport of surprise and joy was he first time in alibis experiences that be had encountered such a sight among the proscribed class known as ts and this would score a point against the unpopular cormons mormons lie concluded to wait not a moment but to drag the somewhat som demoralized offender before a united states commissioner I 1 do not say what it was nor in aliat county located for reasons which I 1 have arrived at the of tho great dignitary the deputy found him drunk alila wag a and detracted considerably from the prodigious moral effect lad hoped to produce or if alie reformer is not better than the subject to bo rc formed iv hareln lies the 0 the attempt at lal loth to lose lila anticipated triumph ho cecur in search of the assistant district attorney for tho ot agn ing him chance to and advise further aa to the proceedings lie found the eloquent and shrewd advocate but strange afta it may appear to those nho know the of lawyers in general and district attorneys in particular ti this wan too roaring drunk by this time was quite bober and began to tike some attla interest in the proceedings ce looking him sternly in the eye the disappointed deputy said you go home and when I 1 can find anybody sober enough to prone cuto you or anybody sober enough to try you ill you word to come and elve yourself up why am I 1 a democrats well bei cause I 1 am not ono and in the mient of a 0 other miseries I 1 feel that my politics la a cause of exultant gratitude to my creator and an bounded pride in my own intellect I 1 lb 2 adlle klepatch dle patch afar WW upon jtb fittl coar I 1 feel abat any party harbors that klad of a and approves or at least condones eliat kanj of talk by giving him rank and recognition la a party to ahl cli with all my aina upon my bobil I 1 am too good to belong I 1 yonder if it ever occurred to governor west that utah can have just as good government with luoni liers of the mormon filling the local ofil ces as to leave these places farinos oat by any irresponsible autocrat the nerva of a man who would complain about mormon of political power and in breath demand absolute to fill effry office in lie territory hla own Is which to rank alongside of the eiffel tower ey tho way suppose congress in a fit of temporary insanity should invest acme at present nameless w ich the enormous authority of filline all the political offices in utah at his onn pleasure that person so invested should be a governor tho salary of liloon Is a year barely for a good liberal supply of cigars and w anes for a big hearted man to consume with the aid of a ow frienda frien dg many of the other offices of the territory return better than this would it not be a simple act of justice or every appointee to contribute a percentage of liia income A tho executive coffer or rather would it not be better for the governor to collect the salary and pay the appointee a percentage are plenty of people ambitious or political distinction and it might be vise to put the office op at auction as theater managers offer their boxes on occasions of great benefits to old actors or yellow fever sufferers imagine the intense rivalry which would exist tor the pro jaane judgeship in your own county think ot the yell aith which mcdaniel might shout 1 I bid then imagine this liberal oner eclipsed by some greater one and think of your mac bidding not only the entire salary ot UK office but hia f inter marr aw as a bonus the spectacle is Kei erring to governor west I 1 am reminded f a paragraph which appeared recently recen lly in the louisville the four hundred and sixty thousand natives of kentucky living in other states had better cobe home kentucky hf s begun to grow now gov einor this is cooj advice it comes from a source supposed to have been in sympathy with your democracy and confederacy and in view of the ft that the winter of 1889 00 will be pretty bard you had better hasten homo AB EXTRA |