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Show food, most of the fishermen having hav-ing quit. That the ex-Kaiser is better off than whole lots of Americans he should have enough kindling cut for the "winter. That there are two kinds of men, some who you can trust and others who believe everything every-thing you say. That many people who wished they had laid up something for a . rainy day, wish they had remembered re-membered the dry future. Did It Ever Occur to You That the question of Deputy Sheriffs is now the question of the hour. That it might be a good idea when we run short of troubles to take alook around over in Europe and borrow some of theirs. That marrying a dethroned monarch to a sweet young widow wid-ow seems more humane than using the axe on him. That we don't believe in long engagements but there should be , . longer marriages. That it has been said the modern mod-ern dad is too liberal with his purse and too stingy with spanking spank-ing the children. . That the historyof American criminals today can be sized up in four words trailed, nailed, jailed, bailed. That lots of oratory went up in the campaign that didn't go down with voters. That beauty is only skin deep, but sometirries deep enough to convince the jury the sweet young thing Is not guilty. Col. Harvey, American ambassador am-bassador in England asks "Have women souls?" of coure they have, otherwise what would they yearn with. That two dogs will fight each "other, but combine their forces to kill a cat. People are much the aame, the same principle is , ofteu soen at work. That the state of Ohio is recorded re-corded as having more than nineteen nine-teen million eggs in cold storage is it right? That we predict an era of happiness when one half of the world quits hating the other half. That in the days of the cave man no doubt the girl fell in love at the first fright. That some are guided by conscience con-science when they vote whilst others are governed by prejudice. preju-dice. That people talk of common sense as if it was something new. That a good idea of heaven ia a place where idle rich have to work. , That "Obey" taken out ot the marriage ritual there may be a later demand made for "love" and "honor" also to be removed. That it is easier for the driver of a car to "Stop," "Look" and "Listen" than for his friends to gather up his remains in a basket. bas-ket. That many of the girls are commenting on Bill's stylish appearance. ap-pearance. That Jack's Tlace at 77 West 2nd South Salt Lake City carries car-ries the best of everything to eat Call and see him. That the fish in the streams will now have to hunt their own |
