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Show Beard growing contestants at SUSC's 'Wild West Week' may win by a 'Hair' whether a beard, moustache, pimples, or forget-me-nots. Those still wanting to sign up can do so in the student center with the secretary. "I thought they were making another sequel to Planet of the Apes," one elderly lady ex-claimed ex-claimed as she glanced toward the SUSC campus. Her com- panion whom she walked with was not to be outdone. "They're " going to need shock absorbers on their razor blades to get those horrible things off!" In regards to the subject, were these ladies witnessing: A) an ad for a Schick commercial? com-mercial? , B) a publicity stunt to boost Richard Dotson to the U.S. presidency? C) a plea for bearded mercenaries mer-cenaries to fight in Kanarraville? D) none of these. If you answered "D" then you're correct. ' Southern Utah State's annual beard growing contest got off on a clean shaven start recently with up to 50 students and faculty participants. It's the first signs of warming up for SUSC's "Wild West Week" which will be held during the week of April 19-24 and some great activities are in store for students this year in salute to the Bicentennial. The contest is also open to the SUSC ladies and several have signed up, however, the rules did not specify if hair growth was restricted to the face or legs. Student participants will be judged separately from the faculty, with the winners receiving $50, second place winning $25, and $10 going to those with the best attempt. A brand new pair of cowboy boots will be given to the best "overall" growth, but judges refused to define "overall." According to the rules everyone on campus must have something growing on their face, |
