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Show I by and ' 1 JayWamsley ClCCkS I iSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS And surely I can grow enough vegetables in my backgarden to obtain an extra couple of hundred hun-dred on:, the side from good Old Uncle Sam. And every time I hit the highway high-way I am utilizing a public highway, high-way, not letting them go to waste. Surely the government could pay for the gas. As I said, I'm just tickled green those housewives want to unionize in order to get paid. I could use the cash. And if the courts deny the hard working wives, they undoubtedly will cry "discrimination." But my cry of discriminatiuon will ring loud in their liberated little ears if I don't get paid too. You should get on the bandwagon, band-wagon, too. Let's see, Driving on highways, mowing the lawn, growing a garden, washing the car. How about shoveling Uncle Sam's snow, raking leaves, I can almost hear the money rolling in. . I was certainly glad to read in Parade Magazine that a group of housewives are endeavoring to receive payment for the work they do in the home. I think it is great, don't you? Imagine the possibilities. Two sources of money are available to these homemakers: husbands and the government. Since the husband angle has been beaten to death for years to no avail, the wives will undoubtedly try the "employer of last resort, the federal government" (HHH's words, not mine). And I think the government will go along with it. Seems they have gotten involved with every other aspect of the market place, why not housewife payments, then I will make my bid for reimbursement. I can hardly wait until a court case okays the housewife payments, then I will make my bid for reimbursement. For years now I have been doing the government a favor by washing my car. I've actually been cleaning up the environment en-vironment and didn't receive a cent. Oh, and how about mowing the lawn? It's high time they began paying we wee folk for all we do to clean up this country, I mean it. |