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Show Memo to dty desk: Please excuse me from work for the rest of the day. But don't dock my pay: It's the weather man's fault I took his advice this morning and now have a terrible cough. The Janitor tells raa, it L, t looks like pneumonia. 116 I called the weather man for his data. AL "Run outdoors," he told me; W63tn6l "Uke a look at the sky! Ifs e . w. be.utfuj blue. Fill your lungs with the best air we've had in many a moon and you'll feel like a new man." r Old Mother Nature, he said, is giving Salt Lake City draft of her purest ozone from the upper atmosphere. It's a phenomenon! Ifs wonderful. "A cold air mass from the north Is forcing a great mass of the upper air down to earth," be raved. "Boy. does it feel good!" ' I did, Mr. City Editor. For the first time In months I ventured outdoors and breathed deep. Now look what It's done to me. I can't stand this fresh air stuff. Sorrowfully, Telegram Weather Expert. P. S. The forecast Is for fair weather Tuesday night and Wednesday, somewhat warmer tonight but continuing near frost point The mercury sank to 39 early Tuesday. Bin ml! |