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Show Just in Jest Who remembers the good old' days when cash and carry waa Just a grocer's policy and the blackout waa a vaudeville gag? A man In Texas announces that Adolf Hitler ia his long-lost ! nephew. This is no time to be talking about the black sheep la one's family. We read of the politician who ' filed a campaign expense account ac-count of two cents. We trust he wont be so free with the taxpayers' money. One of- every nine persons employed em-ployed in the U. 8. Is on a government gov-ernment payroll. The other eight are trying to get on. Paris women now have an "air raid suit" designed because msny had to dash into shelters half-do thed during early raids. Frenchmen are reported unen-thusiastie unen-thusiastie about the innovation. French soldiers send pigs scurrying scur-rying across battlefields to set off mines, and, of course, they are blown to pieces. This apparently ap-parently explains the present -high price of pork. German disguised a submarine subma-rine as a fishing boat Next they'll be trying to pas bombers bomb-ers off as iMsning pigwma. |