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Show Just in Jest After resdlng of Britain's method of bombing, we wait to hear reports of the first casualty hit by a bundle of propaganda handbills. . German broadcasters tell us church bells were pealing and robins chirping when Hitler entered en-tered Poland. Thus der fuehrer got both the gong and the bird. Now Governor Dickinson tells us modern dancing is lesding our younger generation to sin. We just knew there was something worse than war to worry about these days. An Indiana man says he Is looking for a wife who must be under 26, good looking, a good cook, and have $26,000. Brother, who isn't! In England, during 1938, 13,-000,000 13,-000,000 milk bottles went astray; the bottles cost approximately six cents each. Wheat farming employs more persons throughout the world than does any other paying occupation. occu-pation. For proper combustion, each gallon of gasoline burned In an automobile requires an amount of air equal to that contained In a room 10 feet square and 12 feet high. |