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Show I I A Line o' Tt'-?e or Tivo I ' I 'Lord, what locis thc-;e mori.tU be. ' I j i- 1 I Ey B. L. T. S;n Xavier Bel Bac I Silii;.'!: ace of God, beneath a. det-rt Wi a iMcrzeJ wa.ls and towers risinst Clear ou; lined in tae brilliant, sLi-rU air, You sra!!(I rcf'.e t ii: r pc-aee, brave dutv 1 Your b'.'iddiiid yrew beiK-ath a loving ca: e ; LH'S! l- a: I ravage borons attacking lilt-re, Man's victory for faith was nobly won. Today, wirr.in your minimi ates ajar. As twilight b.uur awakes an ancient bt-.l. Troon ivd man, nun, and pilgrim from " afar. "Ye wonder, hearing hymns of worship sw.-ii, If this turn world, when war shall cease to mar, May ni'ow alike serene bv timeh spoil. l. k. p. 01d Spanish mission near Tucson. A lady of our aecinaintance, knowing the influence wo have with the povern-ment. povern-ment. asks ms to request it to resume the min tin? of two-cent pieces. With street car fares at seven and ei.ght cents, even the o. f. three -cent piece would bo welcome. In tiie opinionated journals of the intellectuals in-tellectuals the allies are always the "cynical"' "cyn-ical"' allies. - Putting an Old Precept Into Practice. (From the London Mail.) Attacked by a row at New Quay, Cardiganshire, Car-diganshire, Mrs. lioberts took it by the horns and avoided bents sored. If you have not laughed your .head off lately, set "Some K.xperiences of an Irish K. M ," by Somerville and Koss. You may know the book. We happened on it only recently. Asked by Mr. Hennessey what sort of ETolfer the president is, Mr. Dooley replied: re-plied: "As a guluf player he cud give Lincoln a sthroke a hole." Small Town Rhapsody. (From the Kenton, Ohio, Democrat.) There are no two trees exactly alike; no two faces absolutely similar and no two figures having identical lines. The creative artist in iress masters tho natural nat-ural line of the figure on which he superimposes super-imposes the risht artistic line, so that the individuality of the wearer is first comprehended com-prehended and enhanced. The final production pro-duction is an ensemble of harmonies radiating radi-ating from the natural basis and transformed trans-formed by Art. In Dress, as in life, there is an eternal fitness of things. A woman of modest statue is graced by wearing straight lines, wlnle a woman of heights above the normal needs draped lines. Similarly a figure of small waist cannot be gowned precisely as one of ample waist; one may feature a wide girdle, the other may not. To study your line is to master your figure and the Mouse of Morgenro th's fulfills the humble mission mis-sion of aiding evory woman to understand her uniquely individual line. That is a very good picture of Caruso in the ad of the w. k. Victrola. But why, in taking a high note, does the tenor keep his mouth tightly closed? The Spectator Explains Mr. Wilson. Sir: Some of your readers may not see the Spectator for September 13, therefore they will miss this delicious translation into the English idiom of Mr. Wilson's blunt A i n er i ca n i s m : "President Wilson has delivered a series of speeches in the middle west in delense of thf German peace treaty. . . . Last, week he told the critics of the covenant that they should either 'put up or shut up' that is, suggest something some-thing better or remain silent.'' I fancy I hear a solemn and proper spinster in curls and crinoline of the best Victorian age. J. S. S. WTieexe from the ticker: "Madrid j Fighting between Spanish forces and the Kaisuli bandits in Morocco has been , suspended because of bad weather." To My Muse. Say, girl, you're slacking on the job Your perfidy's detected, With me you have been playing hob My stuff has" been rejected! It's up to you, miss, to inspire i Thoughts fine and well connected ; But what's the use of heavenly fire "When it is misdirected? Pray, haven't you got sense enough To skirmish round and sort of Get wise to the especial stuff That B. L. T. is short of? Wake up and hand yourself a shock Become a little bolder. Noiseless into his sanctum walk And peep above his shoulder. Then bring me fresh and warm the tip. Is't classical rendition, Sarcastic gibe or merry quip, Or new Academician? Come, miss, and all your powers devote; Bestir yourself and let us Go after Bert and get his goat Before ) lis goat can get us. CALCITROSL'S. Tou know the tables of books outside the second -hand bookshops. A friend of ours thinks it would be a good joke, in passing, to stick up a sign, "Free. Take one." The Moving Finger. The newly risen moon Is the fingernail of Jove, Pointing the destiny of wormlike man Across the star-pitted blackness Of the questioning universe. J. H. N. "Which reminds us of a good phrase that Mr. Galsworthy knocked off, about a moon ns thin as the paring of a fingernail. finger-nail. Speaking of Treaties of Peace From the CentorviMe lowegian.) Whereas the said Ka te Kenizler has commenced actiou against Jessie Arbo-gast Arbo-gast for slander and said Jessie Arbogast desiring to settle says that the words i spoken were not true. Now therefore the undersigned hereby settle said ease by these presents and the said Kate Denzler agrees not to commence any further action ac-tion against said Jessie Arboirast on account ac-count of the above words spoken, as mention men-tion in above action or account of anything any-thing arising here after from these words spoken, or anything that has taken place or been said prior to this agreement. It J is further agreed that neither of the above mentioned parties will say anything any-thing hereafter in regard to the above j case or the settlement of the same. i Signed, Kate Denzler. Signed, Jessie Arbogast. Sign in the hih school building at Can do, N. D-, posted by the lire marshal mar-shal and superintendent of schools: "In case of prairie fire or blizzards teachers and pupils must endeavor to remain coo and collected." "A Man May Ee Down, but He Is Never Out." (From the Wisconsin State Journal.) Railroad Commission, Madison. Dear Sirs: In regard to your letter of Sept. IK, I will state that the light riant I have been running went lo hell and I am n o w working at S h e 1 1 o y n a n to make up the money to pay what I owe. Yours truly, " "W. C. Moor. Married at Tui-a!ooa, Ala.. Mr. Robert Rob-ert Cobb and Miss Mary Webb. Spin your ow n w pe.-ze. ' |