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Show I "An inheritance 111:13 be gotton hastily has-tily nt the beginning; bur, the end Micro-of Micro-of shall not bo blessed." Proverbs. . i? x.., 21. , It was not a welcome Dew that fell upon Crippcn. It is hot; wherefore the wise man layeth in his winter coal supply. Illinois is in a bad way, between the stand-patters and the jack-potters. Flat denial of the Gore charges should result in a swift round-up. Anyway, il is better for Unclo ,loc to i be .silent than to make such undignified noises. As fast as the regulars mcud their fences the insurgents tear moro holes in 'cm. Among those who belittle the ability of Scotland Yard to detect crime and capture criminals is not Doctor Crippcn. Another strange thing about the Crip-pen Crip-pen case is that the man has not been pestered by sob squads and their bouquets. And now it is our own State Land Board that is to be investigated. Noth-B Noth-B ing that is touchod by the meddling Alclchisedeks is thereafter cleun. B Bingham people want a good road B , between that town and Salt Lake. A B 1 good road is mighty handy, both in go- B i ing to ami getting away from any place. B ; Barney P. O'Ncil is after the gubcr-Bj gubcr-Bj natorinl nomination in Idaho, and his B opponents arc beginning to admit that B -t w'H have to go some to get away from him. B Louis Paulhan, the French aviator, B has been given the cross of the Legion B of Honor; but thero are some jealous B ones -who doubtless wish it had been ; the double cross. B Battling Nelson is another of the B : pugilists who thinks that he can "come B buck" successfully, but there exists a H.i justifiable fear that he has misplaced his return check. ; A South American wants to know -what aro tlio prospects for opening an overall factory at Ogdcn. Well, Ogdcn : ip a hustling town and wants breeches j ; in which to do its hustling. H ? . Davis county objects to having Salt' j! Lake garbage dumped within its bor- dors. All right; but let it go a little Hj further and cense to be the dumping H. ground for the new polygainasts. 1 , f Again we say to Rider Joseph E. Tny- lor that there aro many needy persons 'ait Lake who could make excellent j use of that much polygamous reward W money that he owes to The Tribune. H' Maybe, though, a grand jury wouldn't h undertake to count all the illegitimate K- polygamous children in Salt Lake conn- H, ty, as they could not afford to spare Hj the Tcmainder of their lives to the task. Hi; Discrimination in the extension of Hh credit to retail 'produce dealers may be Hi regarded as being simply another little Hi? scheme to perpetuate tho ring's high Hj' prices, and make exhibit of its power. T Doctor Brodbcek wants tho Commcr- ciul Club to raise $150,0Q0 for the pur-chase pur-chase of a Zeppelin dirigiblo airship, B which hq proposes to start from here 1, on an air voyago around tho world. H; f'7s the club has been looking for a long timo for some such profitable opportunity to place some of its surplus sur-plus cash. |