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Show I HECTIC H HASH ' By 0. Q. American Humor (?) i Grief is attended with chuckles If It's tho other fellow's gTlef. There's nothing ludicrous about pumping up an automobile tiro, the thermometer boiling, and the pump leaking, hut let another automobile drive by and 99f to 1000 a string of guffaws or giggles will waft back to the perspiring motorist. A banana peeling and a fat man form another combination guaranteed j to crack a sour-faced visage that hadn t moved since Hector took to meat. The tire-pumper can't see anything funny; neither can the fat man But reverse his position and he'd laugh as loud as the rest. You can't toll n humorist from the color of his eye-ball. Scientists tell us that a twinkling eyt is the direct result of a hypersensitive hyper-sensitive ganglion Who'd a thunki i Y hlch recalls one of Charlotte1 Greenwood s Jokes: Sez her vis-a-vis. "Your eyes In-tixkato In-tixkato me." Vis." she smirked. ' Mavbe 'tis the 'ighballs " "Ginger" Snapp, of the Peaches, j leads the sluggers in the Northern Utah league, Al writes. Pretty nice! eatln' for the Gunners on the Fourth I A thoilghl for today. The chap that gives the best that Is In him to his life s work usually gets a fair return re-turn In the end. A wise man, liketh the fool, may hate, but It doesn't last so long J on |