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Show 00 Tom W M Sims Hjf 1 Say There are too many flies that haven't been swatted eL Woman is going to marry the man who shot her Revenge is sweet Even time gas goes up the shoe 1 dealers crin Strange things happen We know a bachelor who Is in debt If she looks good In short dresses, I so do the men. We have tho unwritten law What we need is the unbroken law Some of our gardeners have had Vegetables. You can tell by the emp-tv emp-tv cahs In their sardens Every auto accident Is caused by Jay walkers or Jay drivers. Any man who gets up early on Sunday Sun-day is lazy. He does it so he will have more time to loaf. Wonder how this man with two wives in one bouse found a place to hang his clothes We have our ups and downs. An I optimist looks forward to the ups. n pessimist to the downs. Justice is blind. All of us ihlnk we are eye doctors I Our army may be cut to 125,000 but I as long as strangers walk across I lawns we will bavo fighters. I Voliva Bays all flappers are going to hell Some of them are nearly dressed I for the trip I Some men stav down town so much 1 that when they do eal ai home they ' look for the menu. Times get better A pie hasn't as many pieces as It once had No July Fourth Is complete with-i with-i out somebody calling our flag "The I colors that never run " Yale gave 14 honorary degrees ihis year The thermometer is doing bet i ter than that. From what we hear of the ex kaiser's kai-ser's book, be knows more about fighting fight-ing than writing. And he lost the war. If vou don't want to associate with reformers in the nexi world, he eonrl in this ona, 7 m |