Ogden Daily Standard | 1916-01-20 | Page 7 | Too Fast for Him

TOO FAST FOR HIM M Iu search of a horse, a rather H nervous Freshman went to a deal- H er and explained his -wants. jH "Yes, sir, certainly!" said the M latter blandly. "I have just the M animal you -want." H He led the prospective custom- H er through his stable, and finally 1 came to a halt beside a small but H wiry animals which rolled its eyes M in an ominous way. H "There you are, sir! This is a H fine horse, either to drive or ride. 1 As sound as a nut and goes ten M miles without stopping." M "Mais, m'sieur!" protested the 1 Frenchman, backing nervously H awaj' from the belauded animal, H "I leevc out eight miles from ze M station. If I buy heem I have to H walk back two miles in ze back- H ward direction !M H