| Show INSTEAD OF GREEN GRASS GREW GRE THE DAYS OF FORTY NINE Look at the tho m mugs gs around town Every adorned with brambles bram bram- bles les Ev ry racial landscape beautified beautified beau- beau with a hedge Barbers patchin last ast yara yeaTa a mug to shave Every handsome ome man a shrinking vilet vi- vi violet violet olet let behind a furze rune of heather Dela Delta Delta Del- Del ta a looks like Jike a red Ired camp on parade arade whiskers v to the right of em and nd whiskers crE to the tho left of em all em all allor for or the days day of 49 The Thoe days of 49 19 committee of the he local American Legion met Wednesday Wednesday Wed- Wed evening an decided to hold a jubilee on the and or of f February A wonderful program has as been arranged for and the WHISKERS CONTEST has now assumed assumed as- as umed the proportions of a worlds world's battle attle One prominent with a fal face 9 that might be mistaken for fOT or a mop a sealskin sack or a mustangs mustang's mustangs mustang's mus- mus tangs tang's tail tall came home hone late from the Xmas celebration recently snuck Ino into into In- In to o the tJ-a tJ to see if was awake awake awake a- a wake but kicked over the lamp In InIs his Is clumsiness and she looking the intruder full in the face heaved heave a ahoe shoe hoe his way WolY and sleepily Rover y u x 1 clumsy fool go gond and nd lie He 6 dO down ll Kissin t C 10 lO o of those mugs Is exactly exact- exact ly y like liko foudIn a See der mop after the he Thistle In the back yard have ave been fu rubbed bcd down with one and the he burrs d gnarls gnaTs are still stick stick- In n in it Well ti I the shoe was at cr Cl ulo In behind the stove and slept f to morning Sourdough Fidel who Is working a grubstake on tIle the So Tract Is lead lead- ing in qu quantity of whiskers Miller and Speedy Riding two popular popular popular lar barten tenders bar are making wonderful wonder wonder- ful Hardtack Wright Is undoubtedly undoubtedly un un- doubt the fhe most aristocratic lookIng looking look look- I Ing while lIard Hardluck luck Strang from the tho Boggs Bogge where he is sluicing out outa a once in a while of f half as occasionally is digging In rapidly to shape snape up 10 lor tho the contest It is ru rumored rumored ru- ru mored th that i. i Color Reddo Kennelley from Mudd Flatts recently lost last all Ally i his whiskers when he lay asleep on the Job and ant a pack rat gnawed d them off But i 1 if so 20 he is making a new w set and wont forfeit his entry Slim Billings from the Bone YUle Ville diggings and Coal Tar Turner met mett I with a very serious accident In the cold old weather a few fe days ago They ago They I were wore met r ct t t the door with a rollin i pin and the words No tramps hero here and had to sleep out and they froze I the crop down do to the pin feathers Two b bd d Bru 01 Sprouts prouts may possibly be forced between n now and the contest contest- but surely not to equal what was lost Tho The lay 11 ro ot ct t. t the IC will be opened opened opened open open- ed on Valentine Day All tho the old timers timers tim tim- ers ere will b be with there with their whiskers whis whis- kers kors and competition for tor the tho prize of ofTen ofTen ofTen Ten Bucko Ill v-Ill be bo keen koen Every kind of amusement that the tho of 49 loved so well will be given that I day wheels day wheels of chance and andall andall andell all ell all elland alland and you can cash In on your winnings I The second night will be a miners miner's dance hall The girls will be he there I good flirt flirty girls with a a wet between Th The last night will be an old fashioned fashioned fash fash- lone ball costumes of the early days and all the tho old fashioned dances Virginia Virginia Vir Vir- Vir-I Vir ginia Reels Turkey In the Hay and all 10 prize best female f male up make-up and also 10 for the best male malo cos cos- tume The winner of the whisker contest will bo ho named that night and he ho shorn of his adornments for tor pillows pillows pil pil- lows and horsehair cushions and such J I |
