Salt Lake Tribune | 1919-05-27 | Page 13 | Breakfast Food

cousin of a thirty -second cousin of a grand duke. 1 1c wa s about to be freed when the rod guards who had captured him protested. pro-tested. "When we arrested him," they Raid, "lie hiirl n. cake of soap on his person." V.'hereupon he was sentenced to be shot. SOMEWHERE IN LUXEMBURG. A ih.n.'k of harness underneath the bouph, A Mink of mules to swab with sweating brow. A llork of labor and a flock of drills, And, ever and anon, some army chow. We fought a hefty fhrht, and, havinor fit, We slav and labor here with callused mill. And lads who never saw the firing line Go nia rolling jayly home and make a hit. When we have cleaned up all the mud and prime In this i:r land and reached our mi- liv1 ciime, I't-rchanoe some p ncient folks will scratch their hrnns And say: "Ah. yes; (.here WAS a w a r one time!" ;i "iporal r:i-;i). i THE EASIEST WAY. !ro st.iod fTi ibe ''urn a few moments and L-az-d lomrinly aci'oss toe street.. J't' si'Mtiv lie ri;nioi.-iI bis outer raiment and sat flown to take off his shoes. "Ili'v. von!" snitl a pasidnK cop. "Weil's tiie Id'-nV" "'; al" risrht," replied the stranger, "1 am a on i swimmer. I just want to cross the H'reol." AUTOCRACY. Tlie I'm kind's jnd kaisers and their anlo'T;j(ie c!.:i ,' !:. ve iir'Vfr had a tiling iip'"n the cle-1 cle-1 valor n;::n. C)5i(, it) K runs h a or, nit! y a si Irk up C'-nt lierjiei rf) t eri ;i f : c r e :: s fn 1 oiii; rolib'-ry. but s'-'.", i fjlizer.s atlierel round and HYMN OF HATE. 1 hate It. I hate it. And who shall dare To chide me for haling The dentist's chair'.' A great ma.ny persons are dentists at heart, even though they do not practice dentist ry. They drill you to a frazzle, they hammer ham-mer you to a whisper, and in varum3 other ways they proceed to take all Ui joy out of life. And when they have finished tin ir nefarious ne-farious work they say: "Kon-enibtjr, I am doing tilts for your own L'ood." Xew superintendent of s-hools t;ets Jl .000 per yca.r, "Oee!" marks the schoolboy, "he must be SOM K v;uy '. "He Ketfl as much as Ty Co'ub." !: Racquet club of St. Bonis ihreal "ns to collapse under the wi'-ht of r'Treslt-tnents r'Treslt-tnents stored up a uraiiis t the drought. Kacqia t club is rli:ht. RA CQI'l-rr ( ncnrdliif,' to I 'no lex I eon ) : (1) A kind of li-rht hat havinu' a netting stretriied in a fnniif. ('') A scene or or-i or-i enrrenre of excitement, tumult or !ioc:a' dissipation. In Petrorari ies; rie! ions hivo t r-L-n placed on ba t.cs. 1 kdshevisin Is owl u' stromrer everv d1'.-. YACHTING. P.epide n sari n;ul sullen s'a An ancient y a ht n , s food, And all about'it s"en" 1 to be A lonely neihborb.oud. T'ne pennants which hnrl floated tli ere Were silent v.nw and topp; All iliis:. wi the r; ;ii ft air. And dimmed the iii;;us thftt si;onc. i I asked an ari' lent sailor man, Who wept up ui t'. e si.ore; "W'Yiro is yon huppy yarhrintr e'an Which linpcref l-r-re of yo:. ?" Ie wiped his nobl and ralbd brow. And wiped h.'s tearfn! eye; ; "Ynn ran rot run n vabt -'o': v.nw ' With all the v'-;! ?uv nrv." ! PA I N. ! He bad oeen re.idiu "f Armenia, a:.d ; tiie s.;fT-'riii-s thereof. I "f I Oil !" lie S'l mi: hi z V.T.I ;-j"y. ' "Tliis mornini.' at '.' rreV.( r-r, t 1 ! the torture o'Muler r.f a (b-t.iist. . f 1 r i o'floi-k I sat hi ti bar -f-r's ny.r Vs- ! tered to a hairc-,.r. At il ('-. ''-i I h,--! I my i ncome v iem o'.'ed. V.' iu, i C1) yjj I mean, tufTermu-'1" i i IN PETROGRAD, j "V'lndhr.ir Mb-m-: X.U beir-vi:.--: v.:9 nr. .before the '-'ic;, r':T::.(i wiih ina'M-u ;( trail: st t:: cavern rr.f-v. t . I They lan i.ot -u- a a ;rs' :a from trie faut that he v. as a fo; : y -scj .:,.! shot him full of holes, much to his b' mine. Moral 1 o vour bnnk-robblnu' i the city. 'Hit In the eouutry they my it Herkuisly, , i The proposed tonne under the Hmrlb clcnne', no matter how nnwli it ma ros', Is worth It. 'Uic In the throes , rn,:l mer w.nhi ,-!'.' up a biiliun doilai ' . If he liad it In bis wst'-m. ; '. What with hini'-is and ain-liip:-. t! time will route, wh'-n liiere will not i a!tv us" for an oeean eMe-i( ;f hfini for indigent fish and a. baekirf-iHid i balhhij- sui'i.