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Show jQ You don't have to take out n license to boost. ! Electric wires all fcoin.ee underground. iSOticC US TOW? Salt Lake county is American, and will ttovo it ou eleciion day. tVTar clouds may conic, and war clouds -hriay fjo, but what's the baseball score? , . - It 'would be mighty interesting to . ci a glimpse at the Standard Oil pay roll. Elder Sol Kimball awaits a sugges- j tioii as lo how he may get rid of his ', marc's nesL Eut tho principal occupation of the 'Federal bunch these days is grabbiug at straws. Servia appears to have slyly removed the chip from her shoulder while the 'others wore not looking. In view of the muddle Apostle Smoot . has got himself into, no wonder his '"'"Mouth " is "saying things." Xow York State is now placed in the doubtful column; which is the cause for much Presidential perturbation. That movement to organize the Americans in Ogden is another irritating irritat-ing thorn in the side of the prophet. T.t "must uot be forgotton that time ' .flies, and that we are to have the big C'. A. It, National encampment next August: Less thau threo weeks from uow , some of us will be doing a lot of shout- I ing, whilo others of us will do a littlo 1 , explaining. 1 n, ' "Without any desire to be tiresomoly reiterative, we wish to remind you that I t you have another opportunity .to regis-I regis-I ' ter on next Tuesdaj-. I Persons who neglect to walk to the I rjght may be classed with those who I ' thoughtlessly inquire what time tho 6 I o'clock train leaves. I The British mails will undoubted!' I bo crowded with women's correspond- I cuts now that the Government ha3 ad- vertised bargains in postage. I However, tho man who keeps out- doors as much as possible in order to conserve his health should also know II enough to go in when it rains. l-j To the Mormon polygamous prophets: It "They that forsake the law praise the I wicked: but such as keep the law con- I tend with thorn." Proverbs, xxviii., 4. II , , One advantage attachiug to the I stumping tour of lossrs. Spry and I Howell is that they will remind the I people throughout the State of tho ap- I proaching opportunity lo vote against ) ' them.' ) ( As to whether or not tho Mormon church is in politics, the question has been definite'. settled by its president. ) It is n matter past discussion, but not ' j paBt mending bj' the loyal citizenship I of this State. , What puzzlc3 Elder Sol Kimball is that, notwithstanding his revelations I respecting the dire calamity' to come ' upon ua, these stubborn progressives keep on building and improving, ,iust II - .as if nothing serious were going to hap-I hap-I 1 ' '. Pen- ' j , i A few years ago, in. the Sixteenth t , vard- meeting-house, President Joseph F. Smith declared that lito insuranco was a menace to human existence, and advised tho sainis to pay tithing as tho best form of protection. Now ho is the chief liguro in the church life insurance company but that is siuco ho saw the light of tho almighty dollar in it. |
