Salt Lake Tribune | 1908-07-15 | Page 4 | Local News

!But, we say - Boost ! Bill is name to conjure with. ! How do von like Salt Lake's Sun- I ; 1 ,la.v joy eork ? Resolved: That Anna and the prince tire hereafter forgotten. Xow, bow about the effect of Den ver'fl high altitude upon the voice? Writ Siders wan! that aqueduct; Bfld, what 's more, they're coinrjr to have . j it. lieep up! During these lojr dan you've col it on the coal barons, any-i any-i I 4 way. j' Mr Sprj now ready to bang an- f 7 btther (rubeTnatorial hide on his back ) feiiee , I Mr. C&llister t r, Mr. CutleT: "( ondo- jv.lfc leueei mid sincere sympathy from .Tim- 1 ' '' niio and me. ' ' f I , 1 I And it may liae been well to en- t uago i" 8 long cheer at Denver, if that j I was to be t lie last opportunity. Of COUrse, if B fellow is. so infernally ! anxious to have everybody speak well j 6f him. he can just lio down and die. V; it Wonder if there would have boon so i. much opposition to horse racing if op i t ponents of ihe sport had always been l" j rthlc to iick the right horse? i ! - Another danger that threatens the aeronaut who Calls Oui of his machine is that he is liable to arrest for having exceeded Iho Speed limit?- in eomirjg 1, ' down. It nifcv as well be conceded now as jS a1 any nt her tune that pfovernor Cut ler's latest annonncemeni has won for him a oozy coiner in the public appro r 1 batiou To heat our Mormori prophets boast of their wonderful achievemefxts, one would imagine that they had long ago passed discovers of the fourth and fifth dimensions. Die Deserel News prays for the time to come when "the strife breeders are rendered harmless'." Mere, too; but. how does H intend to bring about this Subjugation of its hierarchical masters? Old Bacchus is the recipient of some rather rough handling among the Prohibitionists Pro-hibitionists in convention at. Columbus, Ohio; bur ii he shall survive at all. he will, as usual. come up with a "smile." ; Having ill mind the prolonged cheer ing at Chicago, and the longer cheer ing at Denver, cue i naturally inclined to wonder who will do the longest and i the loudest Bbouting the dav after elec- t ion. ''And as manv as walk according to ! 1 this rule, peace be on them." Gala- tians. vi., lfi. Now, you know very well that the rule referred to in the scripture is that requiring you to walk to the right, Isn't the church organ the Old Scrouge? While everybody else is boosting Salt Lake, the miserable Gran-Dy-Grouch is trying to belittle the j ' - town's population. But, then, the poor Old. Knocker maj be judging by its I shrunken subscription list. D is gald that the story of the coming com-ing Boosevell hunt has already been purchased bv an enterprising magazine. If there were any vrav of getting at the contents, we would know whether tO speal for a pair of elephant tusks, a lion skin or a stuffed boa constrictor. Although he didn't testify in the Smoot investigation at Washington, 'ft In Colonel Loose knows that Apostle Smoot. knows that Colonel Loose was there. 'TTuli!'' Also, Colonel Loose knows that Joseph P; Smith knows that Apostle Apos-tle Smoot knows WHY Colonel Loose was there. "Huh! Huh!"