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Show ALCOHOLIC. BASEBALL. H ONCE upon a time John Garner was the Mnyor v IH of Winchester, Ky., and an enthusiastic fan H simultaneously. In u gnmc ouo day with a H vLslllug team the local right fielder bad become so JM Kentueklfied that be wabbled on his pins In a most H precarious fashion. After he had missed a fly or two H and was anxious to lick auybody who remonstrated , M tho Mnj-or approached him. H "Here, Bill," said His Honor kindly, "you'd better H retire. You ure in no condition to' play. You can't H see tho ball, much less catch It." y -. j H "Aw, John," argued the fielder, "you'ge,t, off the H ground. 1 can see two balls, and God knows i canj H catch ouo of them." H I |