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Show WELL-INFORMED ENGLISHMAN. The Londonor wished to bo agree- IH able -to his American acquaintance. H "Havo you telephones In America?" H he inquired. H "Thoy wore invented there." H "Oh ah Indeed and have you the H telegraph?" H "Its Inventor was an American." H "Really'" H The Londoner seemed put out come- H how. But presently he recovorod hla H equanimity and blandly remarked: H "Ah, but, anyhow, you have to'glvo H England credit for inventing the Edl- B ton light!" New York Times. H - i ! |