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Show I rJUST FOR FUN H Logical. H "Ma, do cows and bees go to H lieaieu?" H ''Mercy, child, what a Question. H " 'Cause if they don't, the milk H and honey the preacher said was H up there must be all canned stuff H Boston TranEcrlpt. Remember This. H Young Doctor Why do you air H ways ask your patients what they 1 have for dinner? H Old Doctor It's a most lmport- H ant question, for according to their H menus, I make out my blllB. H Kindness. j Mr. Prosperous A creat, big, j ablo-bodied man like you ought to H bo ashamed to ask a stranger for 1 money. H Meandering Mike I know 1 1 ought, but, mister, I'm too kind- H acartcd to tap you on the head and H take it-away from you. New York H Times. H Helping Things Along. H "The family in the next fiat has H three phonographs and four boys H with toy express wagons," said H Mr. Groucher's wife. "What shall H we do?" H "Send for the piano tuner and H ask him how much he'll lake to m work by the day." Washington One of Them. "Mrs. Rockingham, are you a Daughter of the Revolution?" "No, but I am vice-president of the new Boclety composed of Ladles Who Have Been Snubbed by Queen Mary." Chicago Record-Herald. Record-Herald. I Knew She Would. A minister who was noted for hiB absent mindodness in a small coun-try coun-try vlllago was once obsorvod to stop suddenly in the middle of his sermon and heard to murmur: "I 'know she would; I knew she would." After the servlco some ono aBked him the reason. "Dear me," said ho, "did I? Woll, you know, from the pulpit I can just eeo old Mrs. Smith's garden, and this morning she was out pulling pull-ing a cabbage, and I thought; 'Now if that cabbage comes up suddenly she'll go over; and Just then up came the cabbage and over she went." Ideas. Still Going On. "I tell you, Dobbleigh." said Harkaway, as he put down a mediaeval me-diaeval history, 'we wo ought to be glad we live in theso enlight-oned enlight-oned days instead of in old times, when fellows were broken on the wheel. Gee! that must have been awful!" "There's nothing particular ancient an-cient about that," retorted Dobbleigh. Dobb-leigh. "I went broke on my wheels last month cost me $400 for new tires," Harper's Weekly. |
