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Show What was Life like before the Spray Cans ? ? ? bottle and daub them on. I'm afraid of what will come next, maybe food in a spray can. When the kids get hungry you can just line them up and give each one a quick squirt in the mouth. I guess it would really save on dishes. Medicine might be nice in spray cans. It would be nice with i two-year-olds to do away with the old nasty medicine in a spoon routine where you get half on you, half on the kid and nine in the mouth. I guess we can't fight progress, but sometimes I long for a bottle . of cleaner with a lid I can remove to pour some on my dust cloth. . .i By Mary Gae Evans It is a well-known, scientific fact that some days it just doesn't pay to get up in the ' morning. I knew it was one of "those" days when I looked down and saw the spray I had just liberally applied to my hair was Right Guard. Now I enjoy the convenience of spray cans as much as anyone, but we have so many the spray mist left in there will deodorize, perfume and laquer you without your pressing a single button. The problem is that all the cans are about the same size and it is very easy to get mixed up. My can of Shout is the same size as the deodorant and I cringe to think what a thrill an armpit would get with a squirt of that. We've been known to get shaving cream on the toothbrushes tooth-brushes and foot spray everywhere but where it belongs. Sometimes I feel as if my whole life is run by spray cans. I wake up in the morning and spray on hair spray, deodorant, perfume and a little breath mint. I spray on non-stick surfaces in my frying pan before cooking breakfast, break-fast, then use window spray, rug spray, oven spray, counter top spray, dusting spray, and air freshening spray doing my morning cleaning. I use spray to iron clothes and spray to wash clothes. If I go outside I use bug spray and sunburn spray. If one of the kids has a normal day and sustains an injury, I use medicated spray. My spray can button pushing finger has unbelievable un-believable muscles. ..and courage. I figure I am really a very brave person. Anyone who could read all those warnings on the labels and still dare use them.. .caution, contents under pressure; don't inhale, vapors may cause death; don't get in eyes, if you do call a physician immediately; may be harmful or fatal if swallowed; don't expose to heat. It sounds like a bomb (come to think of it, I put one in trash fire accidentally once ancF it was a bomb). Where is it all going to end? Can't anyone remember when you had to pour things out of a |