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Show FEDERAL CASE The other day a friend of mine named Harry walked into a ciKar store and said to the salesgirl, "I'd like to buy a carton of cigarettes." cigar-ettes." The salesgirl smiled, and said, 'There are so many brands. Which one would you like?" My friend, Harry, thought for a moment, then mentioned a particular par-ticular brand, whereupon the following fol-lowing conversation took place. Salesgirl: Do you want the soft pack or the crush-proof box? Harry: Soft pack. Salesgirl: King size or regular? Harry: King size. Salesgirl: Kilter-tip or plain? Harry: Kilter-tip. Girl: Menthol or mint? Harry: Menthol. Girl: Cash or carry? Harry: Korget it . . . I've broken the habit. |