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Show EDUCATIOH-. A very rich man, with a side for sentiment, sen-timent, endowed an orchestra which should play nothing but genuine music; that is to say, Brahms, Schumann and others. "I will educate the people," quoth the man. The people came duly out for to hear. For awhile they were amused watching the postures of the conductor and the bows of the violins moving In unison. Then they fell asleep. Now, the man had a little child to educate, and he placed In her hands a treatise on the "Analytical Geometry of Three Dimensions." "I will be consistent," said he. ' And the child chewed the cover of the treatise and was not unhappy. Lift, |