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Show POLICEMAN'S LAUGH STOPS THE SHOW. One Kansas City policeman cannot go to the theaters because he laughs so long and loud at every joke that he stops the performance. He was put on a beat where his duty took him inside a theater for a few minutes every evening, even-ing, and he asked to be changed, because be-cause he said the theater people would not let him stay Inside, even when he bought a tloket. Before he was married he took his sweetheart to a show once, but at the end of the second act the manager touched him on the back and said be would have to get out. He had all $he actors laughing. "But I paid to see this show," protested pro-tested the policeman. "If you put. me out I shall Insist on your glylsr 'rny money back." ' "We'll be glad to do that, all right," said the manager. And they did. Kansas City Journal. |