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Show A LITTLE FOLLY. AN OLD ONE REBORN. Baltimore News. "Chewing gum," said the man who knew. "Is a great aid to the man who wants to atop smoking." "It is." remarked the other fellow. "Any man can stop smoking If he" "Chews to!!!!" screamed the rest of ths crowd, for they were all familiar wtth the old joke. TWO LEADING QUESTIONS. Atlanta Constitution. "Bre'r Williams," said Brother Thomas, " 'spose a bad bull wus to take after you, what would you do?" "Climb a tres, sun!" said Brother Williams. Wil-liams. "But 'sposs you had de rheumatism, en a wooden leg. en couldn't climb?" Brother Williams was silent a moment, then to said: "Bre'sr Thomas, It's des sich 'qulsltlvs niggers es you dat keeps dls race problem gwlne. Ef de lynchin' committee don't git you finally it'll be 'kase you outruns ml" TROUBLE FOB TOMMY. Chicago Tribune. Indignant Neighbor This Is the tin pan your boy Tommy tied to our dog's tall a little while ago! Tommy's Mother fbecomlng equally Indignant) In-dignant) I shall certainly have his father a hip him! That was my best pan! HTOHEB AGRICULTURE. a New York Sun. HI Wal, I s'pose yer son is a great help since he come gack from thet 'ar agriculture college. Si Help nothln'! Instead uf comln' out an' helpln' with th' ploughln' like he ut tr, he does nothln but lay round th' house now, figurln' out th' profit uf cross-In' cross-In' punklns with pis plant in order te raise punkin. pies. |