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Show IB A toothless man's jaws have 'a soft snap. I " 2fow for the man who shall discover tho first, robin. I High food prices had better ."jump I ' before they are pushed off. ( Elder Brigham If. Roberts ' has also started something again. Tlia't British political campaign didn't even confine itself to the rules I' of tho prizo-ric. New polygamists believo in keeping ' their own counsel in avoidanco of tho necessity of employing any other. Messrs. Crano and Pinchot may now poso as horrible examples of the disastrous disas-trous effects of talking too much. Hereafter Ihat Greek coffee houso proprietor will beware when delivery (j boys come bearing stolen gifts. There appears to be no happy and reasonable medium between the high i cost of living and the cost of high living. I ' Hon. Champ Clark maintains a pos tnre very much resembling that of a man with a probe concealed behind his 11 back. I When some men declare that they 'i are ahvaj-s making somebody happy j( they have reference to what they are ' doing for themselves. I Although' the Liberal majorm' in tho British Parliament is boing diminished 1 in the present election, the victory is yet great, because it is over the great- i est effort mado by tho lords in ccu- turics. ! Replying to a question from an ap plicant 'for a position as census enumerator, enum-erator, we will say that (he Smith-j Smith-j Bonian Institution wns not established for the exclusive education of tho I Smiths. A New York elevated railway mo-j mo-j lorman has juist died who had thirty J . clocks and was never known to be late H! aJ; njs work. How could a man pos- sibly be lalo with always so much time ( to spare? H' Tammany may not have a great deal H d n the matter of consuming po- j ,itical Via in New York; but; it would 1 1)0 foolish to assume Unit it will be H. otherwise idle pending another elcc-j elcc-j , tion. H' Dispatches report the Ohio river to HM ' bo in an exceedingly dangorous condi- H' ' "on account of ico gorges. Which, HI " Rs the Mormon church organ will rush' t0 Ray. s the fault of the dratted (' Amorican party. jf;i Railroads and coal dealers, though i mi,sfc admit that it is difficult fo- pco' Mill fl0 t0 koP warmth in their bodies and Hi t " in their homes by means of assurances H lib therc Plenty of coal in tho mines H to last a thousand years. H J,. There arc hundreds of cases of now Hi . polygamy in tho Alormon church. Just H;". ' as likely as riot tho Descrot News will somoday come out with tho statement ; . that the American party. is responsible f r for the8e lawbreakers,' too. It might as H i' well to lje consistent. Hi . While tho "regular" Republicans in Congress profess all the soronc confi- dencc in the world, thero is uo doubt that it would reliovo them very much H i H 1 1 lo suo the insurgents; nnd the Democrats Demo-crats bury their tomahawks. |