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Show SPICE. "But why, sir. do you object to my son's marrying your daughter?,r "On account of tho habits he will havo Inherited from you. sir." "Explain yourself." "What can bo oxpecled of a young man whoso father keeps abnormally lato hours?" "Who keops late hours?" "You do. J'vo soon you hero at tho club until 2 and 3 o'clock every night for the past ton years. And It Is my opinion that a man who will remain away from homo until that tlmo of night Is not a trustworthy trust-worthy citizen." Chicago Tribune. "Say. pa. .what'B an Idiom?" 'That's tho Latin mcanln' for more than one Idiot. I don't know what you're goln' to school for If they don't learn vou them kind of things there." Chicago Record-Herald. Record-Herald. D Mrs. Dash How Is your no?.- maid?" Mrs. Rash Oh. Edward aays sho Isn't rlcht in her mind; sho actually offered to wash some windows- yesterday." Chicago Tribune. 0 6 Mrs. Upjohn fjust back from foreign four) But I was going lo tell you about tho scarabaeus I got In Egypt. It-Mrs. It-Mrs. Gaswell Oh. I used to bo troubled with that when wo lived In Pennsylvania Qulnlno will knock It out every time-Chicago time-Chicago Tribune. 6 ft Podklns So you think Jones capablo of deceiving a friend? Dodklns No; none of his friends believes be-lieves i: word he says. Chicago Nows. |