Salt Lake Tribune | 1904-07-13 | Page 4 | Spice

SPICE. "Mr. Nervcy," said tho girl's father, "It seems to mo you sit up entirely too late with my daughter." "Don't worry about that, sir. I never require re-quire much sleep." Philadelphia Press. O i ''Gracious.'" exclaimed Mr. Swcllman, "tho baby has just eaten a lot of that dog biscuit." "Never mind" replied Mrs. Swcllman, "It Just serves FIdo right, for he han often eaten the baby's food." Philadelphia Ledger. t Hewitt I'm always happy when I'm smoking a good cigar. Jewltt You expect your friends to contribute con-tribute too much to your happiness. Town and Country. "Oh. George," sighed tho romantic girl, "I wish you wore llko the old-tlmo knights; I wish you'd do something brave to show your Iovo for me." "Glaclous!." cried her llanco, "haven't I agreed to marry you. and mo only getting get-ting ?20 a week?" Philadelphia Press. c "Willie, do you want one of those Russian Rus-sian blouses?" "No, mamma; T'm afraid I might get whipped In It." Yonkors Statesman.