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Show f fl1 ERECTING; churches without steeplca is one of the latest fads among religionists. The steeple was one time supposed to point heavenward, and the higher tho steeple the closer the connection between ;this mundane sphere and the regions of perpetual per-petual bliss. Now It Is not certain that glory is skyward. This may not bo the reason that the steeple , Is not popular with church-builders, but tho ateople 1b not s,o generally Included in the drawings of tho church architects as formerly. u m m Six hundred Porto Ricah teachers nrn. nnrnt 1"riT i tnnr if thi T.nltrvl States this summer. They will not all get back If they come to Salt Laka and. are reasonably good-looking. a No wonder there Is a prospect of a fierce light at Port Arthur. Boor utfad to sell there for 10 cente a mug. It la now In demand atj a half dollar. That is enough to make most anyone fight. At least those that are bottled up and cut off from the breweries. Some ono has written to the author of tho new novel, "The Singular Mrs, Smith," and asked If the central figure-was figure-was cast from one of tho. Utah plurals. He Is silent. a It will be In order for tvme of the wealthy Salt Lakers that ara looking for things that are exceodlng rare to cast about them and fasten on a radium farm. u . . One of tho latest fads- is for tho young man to have his inamorata's faco photographed on his finger nail. Then; If there be a quarrel, Instead of telling him to go "soak himself," she could direct di-rect him to tho manicurist for consolation. conso-lation. m In the long Hat of things that are clasalfled by thoee seeking divorce as evidence of "cruel and inhuman treatment," treat-ment," one woman has added "smoking a pipe." Its dollars to dimes that had the hubby been a cigarette fiend sho would liave charged' him with assault and battery with felonious Intent. a From the message of Mayor Morria to the Council a few weeks ago the fol- lowing now read.? pretfv 1 "The reckless manner t 9 times our street cars are S M run on down grades lUoi SB ing the Hveaof thViiSS stopped, it Is well knnS these down grades, and S&SH runn ng en tho lato rSt lffiM quently attain a imcJ to cightox-n rniles perYour '0? flSl an uncommon sight to 2?" 11 com leave the track, arid 1.C! el numbor of poleo tk T' ,v"h our Ptreot-s and in Buck cw CfrakrB to the car tracks, should T(i&M muking Bcciv. uroioctssarV ?rl leave the re.V.3 ar.d coirr- in fat UB one of thceo poles, tte dSPnllcfB limb would be excstdinBl?J?,lf "I would therefore rwSKw M mend that an ordinance b?714! prohibiting any street car Bpeed of eight mlif-s hJl the speed be not nllowcd to miles per hour when approiuu steam railway croBBlnB S tance of one city block fifi'M crossing." ,M ftlfl Mayor Morris promised to tills evil Inotanter. 0 T55B One way to got rid of the mufti il oance is to Inaugurate a HmiJM strlko and cut off the coal euppiJ9B Hotel-keepers and Bleeplnr-ur- W Intendents have beeomo eo accufSSS to missing their soap and lowfjr?7B few thefts of these articles are ASM dally. A portor on a Pullman rZ!zW told me that while It was exwrtSW' the porters keep count of th trXl that they are not charged with ju?r ages at tho end of the run. rw pany has long Elnco learned tiafl porter Is able to keep raeMrrrLa1 stealing tho towel:;. And lhr2??M that are missed from tho silMSi womm la greater than from 'I for men. " XA imt The dog population of t--.. is expscled. to reach 1600 this vtaTwlS than MSS Salt Lako dogs S moon last year. That Is. ta paid on M5S. A few always eJg r "Salt Lakers do not know -sym i good thins they aro kicking S whon thoy complain about their remarked a tourist who ipent thtv ter Jn Now iLico In tho ting hid lungs pstcijd up. W "Tou have r.c? how mod it hi, gat to a pu.? vh6,e it ataTa tfli whero tLwo Ip soma jr-oi od am go'.ns back to Illinois Tvi have the real artlole. I wH i'0 treuu and the green gnus as it m In tho meadows, and e the again. "Down there at Alhuqu6rqu, hr. I havo spent several months, & wajm t a drop of rain. Nothlc? h Bunehino and than mora 6un8hlr.e.is and inoro dust. You could not'firr spear of grass with a starch warn-except warn-except along tho narrow strips oi hi gatnd country. Nothing but rand-w reachc-s of sand. The only time thatti sun is ohscurod by day is when It ca. not bo seen for tho dust. j "Nothing to ceo down there tut in erts. Nothing to cat but stuff In to Why I can hardly bjar to look a tosu can In tho face. All thouo New jh can towns aro encircled with a t rim of tin cons. When I got up te whore it had bscn raining It rcadta feel so good Ihtit I could hardlrrt tho impulse to take off my sho iM waJo about in the mud. You bare J 'good thing when you have mud. ft a the most pleasant sight I have sari In more than six months" ?W |
