Salt Lake Herald | 1907-07-14 | Page 10 | Too Swift for Him |

Type	issue
Date	1907-07-14
Paper	Salt Lake Herald
Language	eng
City	Salt Lake City
County	Salt Lake
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Article Title	Too Swift for Him
Type	article
Date	1907-07-14
Paper	Salt Lake Herald
Language	eng
City	Salt Lake City
County	Salt Lake
Page	10
OCR Text	Show TOO SWIFT FOR HIM Chicago News The old broker handed Banded the me messenger bo boy a yellow sUp slip and then poInted to the bronze statue of Mercury which steed on the desk My boy said th old broker solemn solemnly ly h do you see that statue Well that Is Mercury the swiftest messenger bOy On record Now I want you to take this message and go as fast as Mercury Jimmy shifted his chowing gum and toyed with the ends of his novel Yern have to excuse me mister he responded but I cant do anythIng of d kind In de first place Ive got more clothes On dan dat lobster and in de second place It If I Was caught like dat Id get et turned out ot of do de union And then Jimmy winked at the janitor and of off at the same ol old gaIt galt
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