Salt Lake Herald | 1899-05-21 | Page 4 | Boarding House Geometery

BOARDING HOUSE GEOME TERY Harpers Bazar Definitions and Axioms Defnitons Aoms All boardinghouses are the same boardinghouses Boarders in the sam boardinghouse and on the same flat are equal to one another A simple room is that which has no parts and no magnitude The landlady of a boardinghouse is a parallelogram that is an oblong angular an-gular figure which cannot be described but which is equal to anything A wrangle is the disinclination of two boarders to each other that meet together to-gether but are not on the same floor All the other rooms being taken a single room is said to be a double room Postulates and Propositions A pie may be produced any number of times tmes The landlady can be reduced to her lowest terms by a series of propositions A line may be made from any boardinghouse board-inghouse to any other boardinghouse The clothes of a boardinghouse bed though produced ever so far both ways will not meet Any two meals at a boardinghouse are together less than two square meals f I from the opposite ends of a boardinghouse board-inghouse a line be drawn passing through all the rooms In turn then the hot water pipe which warms the boarders board-ers will He within that line On the same bill and on the same side of I there should not be two charges for the same thing I there are two boarders on the same fiber and the amount of side of one be equal to the amount of side of the other each to each and the wrangle wran-gle between one boarder and the landlady land-lady be equal to the wrangle between the landlady and the other then shall the weekly bills of the two boarders be equal also each to each For I not let one bill be the greater Then the other bill is less than It might have been which is absurd J 1 f <