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Show SEiimrrmtiiiiriJiiufnmi!iimiirrniiimtiiiiimiriiiEiiJirinHiJiinfinmirnriniiTmnrmmrTjsi 1 Breezy's Sneezers fllllllllllllllllllM A cop stopped Thora for speeding. speed-ing. She indignantly said: "If I was speeding, how about you! You were far behind me just a minute ago!" B-S A husband drew up his chair beside his wife's sewing machine. Don't you think you're running too fast?" ne asked. "Look out! You'll -sew at the wrong seam, Slow down, watch your finger. Steady!" "What's the matter with you, Kelly?" said Ruth, alarmed. "I've been running this machine for years." "Well, dear, I thought you might like me to help you, since you help me drive the car." B-S Floyd: "So, since you have been advanced to chief operator your're independent? How do you figure?" Eleanor: "Well, I get there any time before eight, and leave just when I please after five." B-S Vernon: "Hey, Orvill! Don't you know that working in a hot sun like this, without any hat, is bad for the brain?" Orvill: "Indeed! Would I be workin' at such a lousy job if I had any brains?" Joe: "Is that a good .noiseless motor?" Merv: "It certainly is. The only time you can hear it is when it's running." B-S There's a lot to be said about marriage. Dave: "There must be. My wife hasn't stopped talking yet." B-S A woman may reduce, and reduce, and reduce and still be no bargain. B-S "Certainly couldn't call him a : goodlooking man. They tried to give him a medal in France, but couldn't find a French General who would kiss him." B-S Pal: "I thought the doctor told you to stop all drinks." Hal: "You don't see anv getting by me, do you?" B-S "Is she thin?" She's so thin that when she drinks a glass of tomato juice she looks like a thermometer." B-S "A Hollywood star has given up acting to become a farmer." What's he growing?" "Old." B-S "You're thinner, Dorothy." "Yes, John, I've lost so much weight you can count my ribs." "Gee, thanks." B-S "Marry me, will you?" "Me? Marry you? I'm thirteen years old." V'Come on. This is no time for superstitions." |