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Show fftl.Phillipr If GLOBAL CLASSIFIEDS PARTY would like to swop guns, swords, set of maps (nearly new), : planes and series of co-prosperity talks (handsomely bound) for circus acrobat outfit, running shoes, skid-chains, skid-chains, headache powders and copies of late Harry Houdini's book "How To Escape From a Submerged Sub-merged Steamer Trunk." Am contemplating con-templating complete change of plans. Address Tojo, Japan. LOST, strayed or stolen: bear trap. Special design; labeled "Can't! Miss"; initials A. H. on spring. Lib-1 eral reward, A. Schickelgrubcr, Munich. FOR SALE. Large and handsome hand-some collection of chest medals, ribbons, rib-bons, iron crosses and other cos-! tume jewelry; representative of I practically every known type, in all sizes, shapes and models. Safety j clasp on each. Also several trunks! j full of white military uniforms' (large size), patent leather boots, j spurs, belts, etc. Owner has undergone under-gone sudden change in tastes. Will j sacrifice. H. Goering, Berlin. ! Business opportunity. Will sell at' great sacrifice stiletto; extra deep! blade and heavy handle. Also voice j throwing equipment, tennis racquets, funny hats, saddles, etc. Owner isj going out of business. B. Mussolini, care of German General Staff. PARTY contemplating need for early change of scenery desires information in-formation on secure retreats far from beaten path and offering complete com-plete isolation. Prefer place In jungle with surrounding moats and1 walls. Am also interested in purchasing pur-chasing old armor. V. Quisling. WINNIE. Thanks for lovely bouquets. bou-quets. You could have knocked me over with a feather. Never knew you felt that way about me. Ever so happy to know. Franco. LOST: Will anybody having information infor-mation concerning whereabouts ol, combination wolfhound, African lion1 and dachshund with tail and large portions of hide missing, communicate communi-cate with undersigned. Animal has front quarters of a lion (never mind about the rear quarters). Answers to name of Wotan, or did. Goeb-bels, Goeb-bels, Berlin Super Race Dept. i GOATS. All kinds and sizes. I get them everywhere. No delay. Chas. de Gaulle, North Africa. NOBLE ANCESTORS! Where are you? Very puzzled and alarmed by your failure to communicate late-( ly. Need you more than ever. Please contact at once. Urgent. Nippon. ADOLF. Ha! Ha! Am I laughing! Could have told you so in advance. Am moving off to make room for you. Wllhelm.: j |