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Show Good Answer Johnny: "I got into trouble today to-day in school." Mother: "How, dear?" Johnny: "Teacher asked me to name an invention by which we can take photographs through walls and all I said was, 'A window.' win-dow.' " Maxim Don't expect too much from the man who talks about what he did instead of what he's doing. Some Nerve Patient: "Do you guarantee results re-sults in your nerve treatments?" Specialist: "I do. Why a man came to me for nerve treatment and when I had finished with him he tried to borrow $5.00." |