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Show No. 32 A Studio Exposo, Since I have been writing this "chatter" my friends at the studio have advanced various sundry suggestions for the department, some ot which display more sense than humor while others present Horrible attempts at-tempts at wit These suggestions have been made with such frequent retnllarity that I decided to quietly compile them and then some day, reap my revenge by printing them, crediting- each to the individual re-snonsible re-snonsible That day has come, and I now take great pleasure in exposing ex-posing the remarks of those who would be witty at my expense. In various cases you will no doubt, join me in my smile of exaltation, while in others you will see the wisdom often evidenced in humor. Don't put hot soup in the ice-box. It melts expensive ice. Dustin Farnum. When boiling water, pour water in pot before placing on fire. Water is cheap, new pots eat up your weekly allowance. Edna Goodrich. Good-rich. It takes real crust for a bride to bake apple pic. Colin Chase. When you seek a raise, don't bother the boss use yeast Howard Davics. Don't place milk near the ice. They arc too closely related to agree. Kathlyn Williams, , In making chocolate cake, don't neglect the 'cook book. Lcnorc .Ulrich. , When in doubt, use salt. Winifred Kingston. If you MUST have an explosion when starting the fire, use dynamite dyna-mite in place of oil. Myrtle Stcdman. If you wish to use the pot again after boiling rice, stir the rice when it begins boiling. Herbert Standing. A nice way to crack a glass: Pour boiling water into it George Beban. Cramp Pudding: Rhubarb and milk. Elliott Dexter. Sure death for an "in-law": A bride's biscuit Jack Livingston. Good news for the Ancient Order of Turners of the Ice Cream Freezer. The invention of an ice cream frqezcr minus the handle. Jim Van Trees. A good way for your folks to collect your insurance money: Eat your lady friend's angel cake. William Taylor. Good for target practice only: 'Your first pancake. Rita Jolivct. The annual Thanksgiving mystery: Mince pic. Edward Peil. One green apple on the tree is worth two in the stomach. Florence Vidor. |
