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Show A Personal Guarantee. The hard-working fancy dealer ha vainly ransacked the whole of Ills shop In his efforts to please n old lady for her granddaughter. For the fifteenth" time she picked up and critically examined a neat little satchel. "Are you quite sure that this is a genuine genu-ine alligator skin?" she inquired. "Positive, madam," quoth the dealer. "I shot the alligator myself." "It looks rather soiled." caid the lady. "That, madam, is where it strur-k t he ground when it fell off the tree." Exchange. |