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Show The Questionnaire. I'le.ise promptly answer, and with care. Tho ipiertes in vour (,'uosrtotnialro; IMvor. ed or single: if wedded, toll Tho ditto when tolled the fatal hod; t ! 1 ve it i;o. condlt Ion. weight and race. And namo each blemish face to faro. If lame or halt, kum k kneed or blind. 1'leaso fully state before i("t signed. If you've had wives, please ttate how ma ny ; Tf not. Just why yon haven't nnv; If living with your wife's relation. Thou Plato who rules the hoiye plant a -tlon; Poos ma - in-law pny your hot mo rep t V If so. please state in what extent; I'loase a hm or. sir. with utmost care, Kuio sending in your Uuostlonnalre. U you've a wlfo' with you to bunk, it a I e w hen your clot lies went in one trunk ; Hero give the total of our boodlo. And state whiffs wrong with vour poor noodle; Have you (hit feet or wheels In head 7 Are your beer cattle nil corn fed? I low havo you lived v for t welvo months pant? If preacher, slate where you starved iHst. Havo you your latd year's taxes paid? Are you supporting man (or mnldV If so. in Mho your wife's relation? i H" careful hero with explanation) Have You heon trained for war's dread Ntrlfo, Asldo from buttle wllh vour wife? t an n 1 U Knnpns, 1'roneh or t;reoi(( And now much bullish do you speak? When all have aiuuvered and with care The tjuerlon in the g uest (on ua i i e, Thou 1'iicUt Sum will hir much wKer And will proceed to whip t ho kaiser ' -William bllsworth V'owier of Kxcohdor SprhmN, Mo.. In Tiiel-lo Thloftaln |