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Show IDown-and-bofiginp; Alulul JIanncl. - If Castro lias to pay fare, his finish is iu sight. Office hours: Ten a. m. uulil the baseball same opens. ? ' Two liuudrccl thousand in nineteen-ion1? nineteen-ion1? Aw. givo us a harder one! President Taft feels that all this u- Uriff talk more than fills The Bill. Now if is a steel foundry that we're lo have. Cliee! but watch us grow! It's all right about iron, lead, wool, socks, gloves, and so on, but where is the bread coming from ? Even the hicrarchs have confidence in the- American administration, as their big hotel project proves. "What is so rare as a day in Salt Lake when the building permits don't kick a hole through the skylight? Apostle Grant's treatment of the 'prohibition" question is so dainty as lo bo almost ladylike. But 'twas not, always thus not always thus. "A stitch in time saves nine." The North Temple aqueduct is going along splendidly, but a little more ginger may later on prevent it going swimmingly. Senator Tillman "waited, until a gentleman got there" boforc visiting 'Uie White House, he declares, and now ( what' about, the gentleman who visits'? I Saints in Utah surely should not be 1jehind the Turks in the matter o progress. In Turkey they are kicking their polygamous tyrant off his imperial I perch. Mr. Harriman has announced his intention in-tention to spend the summer in Thiropc, and already the sledgehammers aro at work spiking the railroads down over there. Illinois legislators have not yet been able lo make choice of a United States Senator; and doubtless Mr. Hopkins is convinced that the beggars have no right to be choosers. A Los Angeles blackmailer was caught with a bo.x of iron washers as bait. Undoubtedly he is now able to see through the fraud perpetrated upon him; he is a sucker else. . Cdiiiplaiiit is made that 'too many women aro employed in the work of enumerating the census. Deuce of it is. too. they arc not usually of the class of women who add anything to the census. -May wheat is up. and sympathetic Hj April ilour'Can'f stay down. Next thing the consumer know., the price of steel rails will all depend upon what tho .iunk man is willing to pay for old rubbers. , Indications are that Apostle Smool's "Mouth" has swallowed a Jonah; and the County Attorney means that it shall Jiavo a similar rffect to that produced upon that, notorious whale under like circumstances. Odd I'Vllows are berc -from all over fclfc State in annual session; and the principal request Salt Lakers make of 'them is to look about a, bit, and if they can't sec what (hey want, not to be afraid to ask for it. ".Sultan Awaiting Impending Fate," reads a news heading. Tti other words, Ahdul docs not quite know what it is that is coming his way, but he feels j entirely convinced that it will arrive in an unusually large package. , Tf memory be not at great fault, it occurs to us that we have made refer- enco to the subject before; but that doesn't -matter,-because wo consider it H 1 be our constant dulj' to remind peo-e peo-e that next August tho big G. A. It. National encampment will moot iu Zipping Zip-ping Zion. Come along with- the crowd. |