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Show IMuney is tight and that's a cinch. Hcbcr ,T. is'no longer a stand-patter nor a lid-sitter. Chief Barlow lias determined to use the b'ig stick on the clubs. They won 't let. Castro slay anywhere long enough to lick anybody. Oyster Bay regards Beverly, Massachusetts, Massa-chusetts, with a .jealous eye. This massacre of Christians proves that he is indeed the terrible Turk.. O-o-oI Look at our increased assessed valuation! Arc you watching us grow? Indications are that "by this time Apostle Grant is sorry he stirred the thing vlj. . -t " Abdul Hamid is to be. permitted to stay, probably because of the trouble of moving his several hundred wives. Tf you have anything left over after settling up with the coal mau, the ice man will be around for it directly. "War is a harmless little game compared com-pared with the slaughters committed uu-iler uu-iler the rage of religious fanaticism. Short as was IMr. Roosevelt's visit in Europe, he left behind him a nucleus around which an Ananias club may be formed. There would be sonic saving grace in the high price of flour if it made paste so dc.-ir as to eliminate the billboard nuisance. In that little delinquent tax notice graft, Apostle Smoot 's "Mouth'' appears ap-pears to have bitten off more thau it can masticate. I So the major and minor church organs nant Zipping Zion to get rid of the American party. jN'ow, whoever would have thought it? i It is to be hoped that the wheat thieves will fall out'so sufficiently that the innocent consumer may get the bread that is his due. Baseball games nro great promoters of democracy, with the bootblack and the banker rubbing elbows and trying to out-ycll each other. "Mr. Bryan says that Secretary Dickinson Dick-inson is not a Democrat. Pretty soon Mr. Bryan will have none but that mule to keep hm company. Nature is affording another splendid opportunity to rush work ou the North. Temple street aqueduct; and the lads arc taking due advantage of it. No doubt you have heard of it before, but that doesn't prevent us from remarking re-marking that the G. A. R. National encampment is to be held here next August. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard cup-board to get her young boy a doughnut; when sho got there the cupboard was bare -where the doughnut had gone we know not; The pioneers mny have caused the desert des-ert to blossom as the rose, but in the meantime some of them -vcro not neglecting neg-lecting to pay similar attention to their complexions. Goetho says "A condition of affairs which gives rise to fresh trouble ovcry day is not the right one." Which is a i truth that should bo,takcu to. heart by I our polygamous hicrarchs. " J.. Pinrpont Morgan declares 'that tho future of tho aeroplane is assured. But even with so strong a financier behind Hj it, ho must admit that undoubtedly , it will cxp6rienee many ups and downs. Tho church organ protests that it doesn't want help in its fight with The Hj Tribune; but why docs it call for it, then? It protests that it is the paper B ihf i'p "tin, and fs tttrhtiiur thnr bat tles; but they don't see it, and tho saying say-ing reminds one of the old gibe about ' "the last refuge of scoundrels." |